March 2012
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wait I hate my life I just went to go pee and I flushed and did all that normal stuff and then I got up and started brushing my teeth and all of sudden the water starts coming up over the top of the bowl and got all of the floor and its like midnight so I had to clean it all up and I hate my life.
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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I hope Rick Santorum gets a hangnail that annoyingly catches on all of his clothes but hurts too much to remove
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why do I have so many tests and projects due friday its not like I could go to school even if I wanted to
Watchalienixena:
who you finna try
kellyinthestars:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=176442325804789
So. this is a video of me and a John Travolta impersonator disco-ing at a ski lodge.
Wait.
Why do I have friends again?
STOP IT OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO GREAT
YOU’RE SUCH A GOOD DANCER
OGHLSFKHLSAFH
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum sends an innocent text message to his mother and autocorrect makes it say something racy.
if you haven’t been able to tell I don’t support Rick Santorum.
geekgirlsmash:
I hope someone tears the last chapter out of every book Rick Santorum ever picks up.
psymonstark:
i hope rick santorum buys a bag of chips and opens it to find that it’s mostly air
spycountry:
i hope rick santorum accidentally leaves the lights on in his car when he goes to walmart and then his battery dies
eskapismus:
I hope Rick Santorum is listening to a very quiet song on his ipod with the volume all the way up so he can hear it and then the song ends and the next song comes on at 148 dB.
thefoxxybenedict:
I hope Rick Santorum’s favorite CD gets a huge scratch on it
ambivalentalumna:
I hope Rick Santorum gets on a packed train at the last minute and it’s full so he has to stand all the way home.
Stomach: fat
Legs: fat
Arms: fat
Face: fat
Reflection: fat
Me: fat
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I hope a piece of thread from Rick Santorum’s sweater vest gets caught on something and the whole thing unravels to reveal that Rick has a tattoo of Michelle Obama and Hilary Clinton making out on his chest
me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
Watchdoodledecay:
primeribofamerica:
sphynx cats are so cute and they are surprisingly soft!! the only thing that creeps me out about them though is the way their tails move. it looks so eerie without fur
I want one
wait I just took a 4 and a half hour nap I hate myself
February 2012
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Watchgloomyteeen:
white people
ESTOY POOPIN OH MY GOD
Watchaarontorrence:
A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:
Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever...
Watchdoodledecay:
mmmicheal:
jesus christ
What a poor excuse for a 16th birthday.
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This weekend I would like to meet new people and get very drunk with those people
who would like to join me
